Superdog/ Captain Meow: the return of Black Afghan

[Darth Bogan Sith'ari]

In outer space the dog stars were on a routine patrol mission.

"Land sakes, I wish something exciting would happen, I'm itching for some action!" Tail terrier said. Just then, as if on Que, the alarm sounded. Soon after that, the ship was struck by a speeding object.

"Bull dog, damage report." Brainy barker said. "We took a rather nastey hit to our hull. It punched right though our ship, luve." Bull doge said as Brainy closed her eyes. She sensed a terrible evil was heading towards earth. They had to warn Krypto.

[Darth Bogan Sith'ari]

Meanwhile on earth, in San Fransisco, Oliver was walking to the Flea bite cafe, then he saw carface shaking down an old Egyptian looking cat.

"come on car face, don't take a bum's fish." He said. "How am I supose to buy cigars and booze if this is all you got?" He said. "Carface, leave him alone!" Oliver said as car face looked at him. "But out furball!" Killer said. "Then leave him alone!" Oliver said, trying to be as tough as possible as carface punched him, giving the kitten a black eye.

"Sorry Captain, didn't mean for you to get a shiner on my account." The cat said, helping oliver up. "Just trying to do the right thing sir." Oliver said. "That's why your the captain captain. People are always, they just look for it to come from other people." The cat said. "Speaking of.." He said as Oliver handing him a subway token. "all I got is a sub way token." He said. "Works for me, and next time I see you, I'll hit you with some change." He said.


Oliver made it to the flea bit cafe. There his mom saw his shiner. "Oliver, what happened?" Sasha asked in concern. "It's what I get for trying to do the right thing. Do good and good will follow, that's what you and dad always tell me. I was good before Belladonna took me from my birth parents, I tried being good while I was with her, and I was good five minutes ago. I'm starting to think being good is no good for me." Oliver said.

Sasha soothed her son. "I know it seems that way sometimes, but that's because good is hard. Bad is always easy." Sasha said as Black Afghan shattered the flea bite cafe's windows, sending the guests fleeing.